Your words and something REALLY funny

As most of you already know, we take what we do very seriously. We view it as our place in the world to help young people become better athletes and better people.

And we're humbled whenever you share your successes and excitement about your results with us. So we're going to share a few of those comments with you here, and then give you something that had all of us crying with laughter.

You see, we take what we do very seriously, but we don't take ourselves too seriously. In fact, we often find great humor in aspects of our industry, the "fitness" industry.

First, some comments from athletes:
“I used to get lower back pain that was so bad it kept me from playing. Now my back pain is gone! …I am so much faster and stronger than I’ve ever been! It’s amazing how much I’ve improved! I’ve gotten better, and others will too, if they train here!”
– Dave DalCortivo, D, Asbury Park Press Shore Conf. “Top Newcomer;” named to Hockey Night in Boston’s Soph team-MidAtlantic Region

"I am so much faster and stronger! My speed is on the rise, sprint times are faster and my direction changes are more explosive! I know this is a direct result of my work with All-Star Sports Academy! Thanks!"
- S.W., 16, Soccer

What are YOUR TRAINING GOALS?
What athletics skills would change YOUR GAME?

All-Star Sports Academy is ready to help.
Call or email us - maybe you'll be quoted here!

Now...this is seriously funny! This guy has just skewered a bunch of "fitness" industry sacred cows...and we promise it will make you laugh!

Enjoy: